pukicho:

dekuun:

pukicho:

North America got the massive sasquatch

Mexico got the dreaded chupacabra

Japan got ……. fat snake

fat bitch

YOU CAN’T CALL HIM THAT

covertlydesperado:

sapphicalienn:

christichris:

justhurtingalot:

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

mental-ch-illness:

shoutout to my favorite coping mechanism, isolation

mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

omgtsn:

poeticus:

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

• “i would kill myself without you”
• “everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did”
• basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

this post is important

yoooo this shit doesn’t even have to apply to romantic relationships like if you have friends saying this kind of garbage to you it’s time to re-evaluate who you hang out with